Water Shortages? H2O – The Stupidity!
Ever drive through communities in Southern California, Nevada, Arizona, New Mexico, or Texas? Despite being in the desert, it isn’t hard to ruin your new car wash by splashing through small rivers running through the streets.
At the same time we hear about dire water shortages, poorly maintained sprinkler systems shoot millions of gallons of water [...]
Separation of Church and State is a Fantasy
Anyone who is paying attention knows that separation of church and state is laughable in the United States. When the U.S. government designates a National Day of Prayer, you know that lawmakers are barely keeping the smirk off their faces.
Courthouses display the Ten Amendments, and government grants are made available exclusively to religious schools.
And [...]
Breast Implant Idiocy
Oh those poor women who just can’t find happiness with the bodies that evolution and genetics gave them. They go and pay thousands of dollars to have someone slice their skin and insert packs of inorganic goo into their chest.
Some of them get lucky, have no complications, and are happy with the results. Then there [...]
Death For Popup Window Advertisers
Have you noticed the increase in websites that foist unsolicited popup ads right over the text of the main content area, usually after you’ve made it a few sentences in?
I know that click-through advertisements are what fund many content-rich sites, but this has crossed over the line of common courtesy. Do they actually think that [...]
I’m Godless And Now Filthy Rich!
After fielding thousands of offers from blogrolls pleading with me to join them, I have made a difficult choice and gone with the Atheist Blogroll. I could tell you that it was our concordant intellectual philosophies, but truthfully, it was their generous $1.2 billion offer. Who knew that nonbelievers were so well-funded?
So now I get [...]
The Greed of Your Seed Leads to the Need to Breed
Why do people choose to have kids? Yeah, sure, some of ‘em got knocked up, but for the most part, parenthood is a choice. So why do the vast majority of couples choose that path?
Does the world need more people? Hardly. The six billion we have are choking off the planet’s limited resources as it [...]
