Rants Of A Future Curmudgeon



Breast Implant Idiocy

Posted on | October 20, 2008 | 2 Comments

Oh those poor women who just can’t find happiness with the bodies that evolution and genetics gave them.  They go and pay thousands of dollars to have someone slice their skin and insert packs of inorganic goo into their chest.

Some of them get lucky, have no complications, and are happy with the results.  Then there are all the others.  Infections, scarring, sometimes even worse.

Have you ever seen incision scars that encircle the aereola?  I’ve got news for you, ladies.  Those look gross.  You’ve nailed the low-self-esteem-induced trifecta of stupidity: fake, hideous, and permanent.

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2 Responses to “Breast Implant Idiocy”

  1. Yoo
    October 22nd, 2008 @ 4:29 am

    And what would happen to their self-esteem when they learn that quite a few people prefer small breasts? (Oops, is this giving a hint about myself that should be kept secret? ;) )

  2. admin
    October 23rd, 2008 @ 9:09 pm

    Some things are better left untampered with. Natural breasts > fake ones.

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