Run Out Of Talent? Just Announce A Name Change!
Posted on | November 28, 2008 | No Comments
Maybe I was the only one, but I laughed out loud and never hid my derision when Prince decided to rename himself into an unpronounceable symbol. Forevermore, to me he became TAFKAP – The Artist Formerly Known As Popular. I snicker to this day.
The current record holder in the “narcissistic self-renaming” category has to be Sean Combs, aka Puff Daddy, Puffy, P. Diddy, Diddy, and now back to Puff Daddy. Why don’t you just come out and admit that you have no more talent or originality left? Retire with your millions and let some new artists, who at least have a greater than zero chance of doing or saying something sincere, step into the limelight.
And now Beyonce. You sure had the world at your feet there for a while. But this new “Sasha Fierce” business is laughable. Not just because of the mind-numbingly idiotic name, but because you have openly confirmed what most of us already suspected: your star is fading. Buh-bye.
Tags: Beyonce > Diddy > name change > Prince > Puff Daddy > Sasha Fierce > Sean Combs > TAFKAP
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