Proof That Visiting Space Aliens Do Not Exist
Posted on | February 24, 2009 | 2 Comments
It is, of course, impossible – or at least devilishly difficult – to prove a negative. I cannot prove that Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny don’t exist. Nor can I prove that your chosen deity doesn’t exist. (Ahh … but I can mock you for your belief! In fact, I would rank that among my top three hobbies.)
So how about all those space aliens buzzing around our planet spying on us and playing practical jokes on country bumpkins, whom no one will believe? Well, in a nutshell, they don’t exist. I know, I know, proving a negative and all. But I’m going to apply a little math to bolster my case.
There are millions upon gazillions of camcorders, digital cameras, and cell phones, each with the ability to take video with very short notice, spread copiously across our planet. You need only visit YouTube and other similar websites to see the mind-boggling array of human activities and natural occurrences captured – ranging from the mundane to the truly exceptional. So many of those amazing spontaneous events that would otherwise be consigned to hearty storytelling for a few decades are now being immortalized for millions of internet viewers, present and future.
So where are all the alien spacecraft? If they were visiting us in the numbers purported, there would be dozens – no, thousands - of convincing videos capturing the buggers. Instead, all we get are the same old grainy specks that we had since the 1960s. Come on! I want to see some aliens, dammit!
Sadly, I won’t be seeing any real ones, because they don’t exist. As far as I’m concerned, they have been mathematically excluded. However, as we know, believers will be believers. And they will stop at nothing to protect their cherished beliefs. One of my favorites is when they explain the absence of reliable video evidence by stating that, “the aliens are far more advanced than us and they can control our minds to forget the event and they can erase our digital evidence.”
Puh-leez. How friggin’ stupid can you be, anyway?
Tags: alien > grainy speck > nonexistence > proof > space aliens > spacecraft > stupidity > youtube
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February 26th, 2009 @ 8:52 pm
If only aliens did exist! How exciting would that be!
I think it’s ridiculous that people present pathetic attempts at recordings as existence of aliens.
By the way, we have something in common: we both consider mocking a hobby. Wahay! You’ve got my attention.
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I just realized that my comment sounds interesting, in the ‘trying to pick up’ sense. Haha.
March 10th, 2010 @ 11:13 am
i just know the little green guys don’t exist!